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Christopher Walken sings “Poker Face”

Christopher Walken sings “Poker Face”

Christopher Walken sings “Poker Face” – watch more funny videos  ...

Pacquiao on the Nutshack Marathon

Pacquiao on the Nutshack Marathon

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Got Nutz

Got Nutz

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Tito Dick Shirt

Tito Dick Shirt

The Obama-inspired Tito Dick shirt. BUY NOW! small | medium | large | xlarge | xxlarge | xxxlarge  ...

Pee On You

Pee On You

NOW AVAILABLE! The classic pee on you design, The Nutshack style! men – small buy now men – medium buy now men – large buy now men – xlarge buy now men – xxlarge buy... 

Welcome to the new TheNutshack.net!

Welcome to the new TheNutshack.net!

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Phil Matibag

Phil Matibag

Phil is Phil…and Phil is an @$$hole…but a fun loving, caring, openended @$$hole. If Cartman was Filipino, grown up and lived in the ghetto, that’s your boy. Of the many doodoo like qualities he... 

Tito Dick

Tito Dick

Tito Dick was once famous! He was part of one the very 1st boy bands called the “boy friends” They were hugely popular in the 70’s but were disbanded when 4 of the 5 members were indicted for various... 

Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie is a tall drink of Vietnamese coffee that’ll make a grown man cry. This multi talented beauty queen is smuggling raisins and a Portuguese sausage. Born Joeseph Gotmytan, Cherry dominates... 

Chita

Chita

Chita is a hot bartender with huge assets. A modern day RESPECTABLE slut. She’s an enabler. She’ll serve you drinks with visual aids and pretend you’re not looking at her. Breast milk is her... 

Dwayne

Dwayne

Dwayne is a 4th generation landlord. It’s in his blood. It was either that or be a re-occurring character on “To Catch a Predator”. He was married once to a Filipina Mail order Bride. They were... 

Jack

Jack

Jack is what Americans in Kansas picture when they think of overweight FOBS. What people don’t realize is that it’s true. He’s big, book smart, street retarded and not self conscious. This equals... 

Horatio

Horatio

Horat hails from the jungles of the Philippines. He’s a Tarsier. Which is like a mini monkey with big eyes and sticky fingers. Jack found him close to death in the jungles and saved him with robot... 

Willy

Willy

Willy is a one of The Tenderloin’s top 10 homeless characters and he’s a SF fixture. Why? He’s never lost a bum fight, he looked like Mad Max way before the movie ever came out and the world is...