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NOW AVAILABLE! The classic pee on you design, The Nutshack style!

Phil is Phil…and Phil is an @$$hole…but a fun loving, caring, openended @$$hole. If Cartman was Filipino, grown up and lived in the ghetto, that’s your boy. Of the many doodoo like qualities he has one good one, he can tell you how to get to the nearest liquor store from anywhere in the city.

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Tito Dick was once famous! He was part of one the very 1st boy bands called the “boy friends” They were hugely popular in the 70’s but were disbanded when 4 of the 5 members were indicted for various sexual acts. Dick was the 5th member…he was only busted for smuggling dolphins into the US. Now Dick is busy taking care of his nephews and their friends. When he’s not doing that, he’s making babies.

Cherry Pie is a tall drink of Vietnamese coffee that’ll make a grown man cry. This multi talented beauty queen is smuggling raisins and a Portuguese sausage. Born Joeseph Gotmytan, Cherry dominates the Vietnamese Cross dressing scene. One time she was mistaken by a police officer for a prostitute…she got mad and raped him.

Chita is a hot bartender with huge assets. A modern day RESPECTABLE slut. She’s an enabler. She’ll serve you drinks with visual aids and pretend you’re not looking at her. Breast milk is her favorite drink for babies. That way they don’t grow up to be perverts. She loves babies!