Characters

Tue, May 27 2008
Phil Matibag

Phil Matibag

Phil is Phil…and Phil is an @$$hole…but a fun loving, caring, openended @$$hole. If Cartman was Filipino, grown up and lived in the ghetto, that’s your boy. Of the many doodoo like qualities he... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Tito Dick

Tito Dick

Tito Dick was once famous! He was part of one the very 1st boy bands called the “boy friends” They were hugely popular in the 70’s but were disbanded when 4 of the 5 members were indicted for various... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie

Cherry Pie is a tall drink of Vietnamese coffee that’ll make a grown man cry. This multi talented beauty queen is smuggling raisins and a Portuguese sausage. Born Joeseph Gotmytan, Cherry dominates... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Chita

Chita

Chita is a hot bartender with huge assets. A modern day RESPECTABLE slut. She’s an enabler. She’ll serve you drinks with visual aids and pretend you’re not looking at her. Breast milk is her... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Dwayne

Dwayne

Dwayne is a 4th generation landlord. It’s in his blood. It was either that or be a re-occurring character on “To Catch a Predator”. He was married once to a Filipina Mail order Bride. They were... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Jack

Jack

Jack is what Americans in Kansas picture when they think of overweight FOBS. What people don’t realize is that it’s true. He’s big, book smart, street retarded and not self conscious. This equals... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Horatio

Horatio

Horat hails from the jungles of the Philippines. He’s a Tarsier. Which is like a mini monkey with big eyes and sticky fingers. Jack found him close to death in the jungles and saved him with robot... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Willy

Willy

Willy is a one of The Tenderloin’s top 10 homeless characters and he’s a SF fixture. Why? He’s never lost a bum fight, he looked like Mad Max way before the movie ever came out and the world is... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Sanjee

Sanjee

Sanjee is a man of many smells, but you can’t deny his Beer and Porn specials. He peddles his vices to the most selective tastes and the nastiest fetishes. From Indiana Joana and the Black Hole of... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Angel

Angel

Why is the name Angel only given to Porno stars and tough ass Mexican dudes? I have no idea but this dude’s got some sweet ass naked chick tattoos that use his real life nipples! I’m aroused…wait,... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Ed

Ed

Ed is a stoner. He’s only 17 but he’s destroyed enough brain cells to pull off Alzheimer’s. His brain can only hold 2 to 3 thoughts at a time, so any new stuff coming in, forces the old shit out.... 

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Tue, May 27 2008
Manu

Manu

Manu is the Boo-yaa Tribe of Hawaiian BBQ. This dude gets out of breath when he blinks. He also sounds like Darth Vader with asthma and has a voice pitch that makes Michael Jackson curious. But ey... 

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