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Who Needs Chopsticks!

Who Needs Chopsticks!

Japan WTF from I heart chaos  ...

Suckadelic Super Suck off

Suckadelic Super Suck off

This looks like something more for Vinyl Addiction but this shit is too funny. These NY cats get down, ya know! Pulled this from www.suckadelic.com Peep it!  ...

New Underground Rock Festival!!!!

New Underground Rock Festival!!!!

Underground Rock Festival, which manages to pack a whole lot of funny into a short ad. Highlights include bands like Mrs. Potato Dick, Rat Balls and Slit. No water, no sun protection and no porta johns... 

Zoolander 2 !!

Zoolander 2 !!

Since 2001, comedy lovers have eagerly anticipated the further adventures of fashion icon Derek Zoolander, the dimwitted but goodhearted protagonist at the center of Ben Stiller’s “Zoolander.”... 

Feel Whiter & Gay!

Feel Whiter & Gay!

Feel Whiter & Gay….Each day! Who said the Philippines isn’t progressive? I saw this billboard everyday on the South Super Highway and I have no doubt that stuff works. Look how crispy... 

Best Brand Name Noodles!

Best Brand Name Noodles!

This was a huge marketing gamble that paid off big time. EAT MI! The crossover brands…SUCK MI! – energy drink, PACK Mi! – freight forwarding services, FAX Mi! – umm yeah.  ...

Exciting!

Exciting!

I guess the f-up signs you find in Asia are not limited to Asia! Well it’s kind of not Asia…found this in at a Tapioca Express….an awesome place of exciting!  ...

Google Spoof

Google Spoof

Check out this hilarious Google spoof rejected by the Super Bowl. http://www.notaproblog.com Im presenting you with the original Google Super Bowl commercial that was produced by the super awesome ninja... 

Creams Anyone?

Creams Anyone?

If there’s one thing Filipinos are very conscious of it’s the color of their nipples, must be pink!!!! & the softness & whiteness of their armpits, gotta be soft & fair son!!!... 

Mr.Softy vs. Balls Station

Mr.Softy vs. Balls Station

Sorry for the long delay between posts! I got hella more pictures from my travels that I need to share but I just bought a volcano and that is some healthy fun baby! Well, I’m putting Indonesian... 

Miracle Soap!

Miracle Soap!

Western medicine really hasn’t come close to the advances the Philippines has made in the hard core soap industry. I mean can Irish Spring make your Peni Fresh? Can Ivory tighten your V walls and... 

Going Straight!

Going Straight!

I’m pretty sure if this place would crash & burn in SF but maybe some right wing state or the FOX Network building? Haircut & sexual preference enhancement? Cherry Pie…they’re... 

Yes We Can!!!

Yes We Can!!!

More Obama influenced spill over. FYI….Kanin = rice in Tagalog. This resto located in the ABS food court lets us know anything is possible with rice fool! YES WE KAN-NIN.  ...

Squizzer!!!

Squizzer!!!

Ex-Squiz me…I need to squiz some pruits to drink. Man this stuff sounds like carbonated PISS! I can make my own flavors….Excess Vitamin C flavor, Asparagus flavor, San Miguel/Yeager flavor.... 

Toily Paper!!

Toily Paper!!

When you need to wipe after a huge deuce, what you gonna reach for? I recommended the ultra cleansing, ass exfoliating….TOILY brand T.P.! Ribbed for your pleasure…here’s 5 single ply... 

I’m in Manila Trick!

I’m in Manila Trick!

What up Nutshacks! It’s your boy Phil coming at you from the Philippines mang. I’m international son! Man I love this town fool, there’s just no denying anything over here. There are...