Ed

Ed is a stoner. He’s only 17 but he’s destroyed enough brain cells to pull off Alzheimer’s. His brain can only hold 2 to 3 thoughts at a time, so any new stuff coming in, forces the old shit out. So if he’s peeing and he has to fart at the same time, his brain doesn’t have enough memory left to remind him to keep standing. He’s like a fainting goat.

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