Meet The Lamest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Here is the story of the “20 Something Normal Turtle.” This fifth member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle family, never learned mad ninja skills or had special powers. In fact, he’s not very special at all. He has food allergies, a crappy job and he is still hung up on his ex. Wow, it sounds like my last three boyfriends. Check out this “zero in a half shell.”

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