Bluewater Productions, the guys who’ve been putting out those biographical comics of famous people, did one on Meyer not too long ago, and because of whatever pact they had with their dark, evil god, the Meyer one is getting the moron motion comic treatment. The trailer is up above, starring what I believe is Dracula narrating her preposterously boring life story, and I defy you you sit through all four minutes. Before Dracula even spoke, I was praying for a sparkly dildo that I could bludgeon myself unconscious with. (Via Comics Alliance) – topless robot